1. My first time at this restaurant was awesome. Colin Meloy was sitting at a table near us, there was a minimal wait, and my food was really good. The second time (years later) was terrible. We waited two hours to be seated, they served me cold mac and cheese, and the waitress poured water all over my lap.
2. I'm getting tired of people saying the phrase "Put a bird on it."
3. I still like putting birds on stuff.
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