Monday, April 5, 2010

Deep Thoughts

When I was in college my friend Pam and I used to send one another Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy from time to time.  I found them pretty hilarious, but over time kind of forgot about the whole thing.  My friend Becca recently posted one on her Facebook status and it made Jeremy and I look some more up again.  If you are ever in a mood for a good laugh look them up.  This seems to be the official website.  Becca's first post that cracked me up was this:

"If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine."

Another great one:
  
"Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful."

And, one of my personal favorites:
 
"Instead of having 'answers' on a math test, they should just call them 'impressions,' and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?"

I hope you find these funny and if you don't then I guess we have a different sense of humor.  Have a good week!


-Kira
Posted by Kira at Monday, April 05, 2010

2 comments:

  1. KarenApril 5, 2010 at 10:05 PM

    Those are funny! Here is mine for the day...
    “What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”

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  2. mellyApril 6, 2010 at 5:41 PM

    memories! i loved loved loved Deep Thoughts when I was in high school. if you got to school on Monday and you didn't know what the Deep Thought was from SNL, then clearly you were a loser. I just went to the website and read today's, it's about yodeling. hysterical!

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